Tuesday, November 22, 2011

All I Want for Christmas


. . .is this bad boy.  It's the Braun 7 760cc (sounds like the name of a BMW).  Have I mentioned to you that I just DETEST shaving?  It is a huge pain and it takes too long!  Plus, I've always gone for the more economical electric shavers, which I assume is partly why shaving has been such a chore.  It is hard to be this virile without the proper tools, don't you think?

I used to use a regular razor, and I just got to a point where I was tired of being all cut up and raw.  Even if I bought the more expensive razors, they still nicked me and cut me.

So.  Now that I'm most likely at the exact middle of my life, I am standing up, putting my foot down, and proclaiming, "NO MORE!"  I will no longer settle for anything but the best when it comes to cutting thick stubble off of my face!

Chances are, those he who would buy me this expensive gift doesn't watch The Jason Show much, so if I don't get it this for Christmas then I am going to march right out on December 26th and buy it myself.

9 comments:

shrink on the couch said...

A razor that looks more like a luxury hood ornament just seems so decadent. Also sexy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

p.s. Absentmindedly leave your blog open. Sometimes you have to take drastic steps in your approach to hinting.

Jim said...

Oh yes! You must leave 'him' a few hints! I did the electric for a while and now I'm back to razor and cream. It never gets easier. But since I am retired I only shave once a week!
Something to look forward to, young feller! lol

smalltownme said...

I had the worst shopping experience ever at Bed Bath and Beyond buying a shaver for my son. I hope your Xmas shopper has an easier time!

sybil law said...

That's when you send a "wish list" with just the razor on it to the person.
Or, that's what I do. Along with the name of the store, price and a map if need be.

Mark said...

Oh my, that is a nice one!
Here's hoping you get your stockin' stuffed this Christmas.
m.

LPC said...

Oooh. My son would love this. Thank you.

karen gerstenberger said...

Well, if it's not under the tree on the 25th, it will probably be on sale on the 26th! May your wishes come true, Jason!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

A good looking man such as yourself NEEDS that razor.

Hula Hank said...

I extremely dislike shaving as well.

Make sure, once you get this BMW of Shavers for christmas, to do an update on how it works, and if it makes the whole experience more fun!