So, Daddy, Pumpkin is a girl, right?
Right.
And Patches is a boy. That's why he has a penis.
Yes.
And Pumpkin has a really short penis. That's what all girls have, right? Just a really short penis?
No, they have something else. It's not a penis, it's called a vagina.
A WHAT?
Vagina.
WHAT?
Vagina.
Vagina?
Yes.
You're kidding me.
No, I'm serious.
That's just another one of your silly made up words.
No, I promise, it isn't. Boys have penises, girls have vaginas.
Hmm. (Whispers) Vagina.
And then.
VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh dear. Maybe I'm reconsidering my stance on early sex education.
34 comments:
my daughter was 3 when i took her to the grocery store and every person that we passed, she informed them that girls have vaginas and boys have a penis.. some laughed, some thought it was ballsy.. but thats my girl!!! it still makes me chuckle.
i did tell you about the vagina girl scouts, right? please let me know if i missed that story. because i still just about wet myself when i think of that.
ha ha ha! so cute. first graders!!!!
Hahaha!
It really is a funny word. :)
Oh my goodness! I was laughing so hard I almost woke up the peacefully sleeping children in the room next door!
Chloe (3) knows all of the 'proper' terms, but still insists on making up her own. Such as ....pink squishy things....
Gotta love it!
Well, now that I think about it, it does sound like a made up word....I kinda prefer vajayjay myself...
Oh my. Good luck with that!! Don't reconsider!! That door has been opened...
My first grade great-nephew recently discussed this with his mom...and then he sang about "vaginal opening" over and over again.
I would really love to hear Pamela's story!
Vagina is a perfectly good word. I'm glad you taught it to him.
I don't know who came up with the word vagina in the first place but it DOES seem like they could have done better.
It's still better to hear it from parents than in the playground, all though...
This is why I don't have kids.
I still remember the first time I heard it - I was much older than 1st grade and heard it from a friend as he patiently explained precisely how babies are made as told to him by his mother the RN. I told him it was totally ridiculous... Right, "vagina" ha! Not the last time I was totally wrong!
Madison didn't believe me either. I wonder if she would believe me now?
We say 'ba-ja-ba'. It has it's origins in an unusual emergency room story.
I'm confused. Exactly which one of you is screaming "VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINAAAAAAAAAA!"?
Your Friend, m.
Can't wait for the day we get to explain how babies are made. I don't think they'll believe us.
I just remember being horrified.
VaGiNA!!
I still think it is a made up word.
My kid like to ask the ladies if they have a "bagina" just to make sure.
Love it! But it can be a really funny word to say just like some of the names of STD's....
I'm sure your child will 'spread the word'! lol
Jim
LOL. Very cute! But the word 'penis' is so much sillier than 'vagina.' Right? Maybe I just think so because the actual body part is.
xoRobyn
At least kids today are getting the correct names and learning truth and not the old birds and bees and stork crap. You are so funny, Jason. I like getting a chuckle here. Thanks.
Love you, your family, and the things that transpire here on The Jason Show. lol ... vagina vagina vagina. xoxo.
After answering my kindergartener's questions about exactly where babies come out of their mommies, I told my daughter not to go to school telling it to everyone because her friends' parents would want to be the ones to explain that to their children. She didn't tell them, but she explained it all to her teacher.
I'm with him..."Vagina" totally sounds made up.
VERY funny. Reminds me of a very funny story about The Girl that I might have to blog tomorrow!
And yes, it *is* a funny word!
At least he said it correctly. Around our house, the little boys called them "weenis" and "big-gina."
I know.
I laughed so hard at this!!
I taught our kids the proper names for their parts, but my daughter made up her own terms: front bum, back bum and long bum. You can figure out which is which, right??
Since I used to be a nurse I have fun teaching my kids the proper anatomical terms for their body parts. It is hilarious listening to a kid try to say "zygomatic arch" or "anticubital" or "olecranon"
Umm hmmm....vagina. VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA! I like your kid.
We had almost the exact opposite conversation. I was amazed they waited until Cade was over a year. Except Téa said it was a Binky not a penis. :)
We taught N. the word vagina when she was 2.
One day. I met Tariq at the clubhouse after him and his buddies got done playing golf. It was me, my daughter and about 20 men sitting in the club... when my daughter busts out with, "Hey, this chair is making my vagina hurt..."
Good times....
Um, I think I'll just stick with the dog and cat, thank you very much.
LOL...too cute!
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