So, Daddy, Pumpkin is a girl, right?
And Patches is a boy. That's why he has a penis.
And Pumpkin has a really short penis. That's what all girls have, right? Just a really short penis?
No, they have something else. It's not a penis, it's called a vagina.
You're kidding me.
No, I'm serious.
That's just another one of your silly made up words.
No, I promise, it isn't. Boys have penises, girls have vaginas.
Hmm. (Whispers) Vagina.
VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh dear. Maybe I'm reconsidering my stance on early sex education.