Living on Wisteria Lane: Coincidence?

Did you know that I live on Wisteria Lane? Here is photographic evidence:

Sometimes things happen in such a way that you have to ask yourself, "Is this really a coincidence?  Or, is there some other mysterious power here at work?"

The residents of Wisteria Lane have been wondering this for quite some time about the house at 2304 Wisteria Lane.  Those who have been around Wisteria Lane since its beginning call this particular house the "bad luck house."

Listen closely, and you'll hear why:

1-The original owners, a wealthy businessman and his fashion model wife moved in and the wife immediately  spent a hundred thousand dollars on upgrades.  Her husband's business soon went under, she began having thyroid problems which ended her fashion career, and they divorced.  They sold the house and even in the hot market of that time, they did not recuperate their upgrade investment.

2-The second owners lived there for less than a year.  They were very quiet, and kept to themselves.  Then the husband had a heart attack and died in the entry way.  The wife immediately moved out and the house sold in less than a week.

3-The third owners were a home-schooled, blended family, Brady Bunch style, but without the charm and orange counter tops.   The oldest often pulled the two year old on a skateboard down the street behind his motorcycle.  The other children ran amok in the neighborhood, including fishing in the ornamental lake which only held koi and giant goldfish, which is strictly forbidden by the neighborhood's Covenants, Conditions and Restrictions.    Then one of the parents had an affair, they divorced, and sold the house.

4-The fourth owners remodeled.  They put in expensive wooden doors, marble floors downstairs, and wood floors downstairs, easily spending another hundred thousand.  They immediately became chummy with several of the neighbors.  The man of the house promptly had an affair with the neighbor across the street, which was discovered by another neighbor at a dinner party.  This ended in a violent altercation in the middle of the street.  The woman who was cheated on went on a trip, and while she was gone her husband moved out, taking every last stick of furniture except for the crib.  But before he did that, he painted all of the walls in a dark, gaudy faux finish that appears to be smoke damage at first glance.  Then a violent custody battle ensued and the police were called to the residence several times.

5-These owners put the house up for sale, but while it was on the market, the owner's cousin rented it.  And promptly turned it into a meth lab.  Needless to say, this dampened the appeal of the house.  So it stayed on the market for a year while that situation was resolved.

6-The newest owners are in the process of doing their own expensive remodel, and will not move in for a month or so.  Do they know anything about their home's dark past?  Should someone warn them?  Or would this be planted a seed of doubt and negativity in their minds, only to bring about a self-fulfilling prophecy?

Yes, the bad luck house has taken its toll.  And the question remains, is this all merely a coincidence?  Or is there a sinister force behind all of this misfortune?