LeAnne kissed me hard, on the lips, with a slight hint of tongue. She paused. Then once again, only more fervently. More urgently. I turned my head to catch my breath and she thrust her long pink tongue into my ear, bathing it as only a lover can. The thought ran through my head for a moment that my mother could see, but the wave of passion that overcame me surpassed all need for decency.
My mother stood directly in front of us, leading the Sunday School children in, "Give, Said the Little Stream." She didn't even realize we were making out until she glanced down. Then, with eyes wide, she abruptly stopped singing and yanked a three year old me away from that three year old brazen hussy.
And so began my countless lustful encounters with the opposite sex.
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Honestly, that's cool as hell! I'll bet all the girls wanted to make out with you after that! :)
Hoping you were a wee bit older than Sunday School? Or do Mormons go to SS for a long time? :)
Steamy Jason!
But wait, was this actually in church?!
um how old were you?
Are you sure SHE was the hussy?!
WTF?!?! THREE!?! Seriously!? Man, those Mormons raise their kids a whole lot different than us uptight Roman Catholics! ;-)
Three?! Wow. Juuuust wow. ;-)
A brazen hussy? We might be related. :0
Haha! You are a mess! :)
Bwahahahahaha!!! GREAT story!
I had no idea!
Sounds like you started young and have had lots of experience. Smile.
Does a sloppy passionate kiss behind behind the classroom library cart count, too?
I didn't have my first kiss until I was 13 and it wasn't in Sunday school!!
Do you still like tongues in your ear or do they give you freaky flashbacks? ;-)
Hussy huh...it's always the female, is it? She is the temptress Eve, and you merely the victim of her lust?
OMG! That was so funny. You're ENTIRE life has been a trip.
who's the dirty hussy?
that tramp
peace
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Heeheeheeeeeeeeee... you are such a liar! Erm... good story teller, I mean!
Justine :o )
"Bathing it as only a lover can" If I had a soup, this would so be in it!
Ha! I was guessing 5YO! That's when I attacked the boy-next-door (no not the ex next door - different story)behind the bushes. Very funny.
Jason, you are hilarious!
Oh dear! Good thing your mom snatched you away from that "brazen hussy!" LOL
and that started your fear of girls, huh?
I am leery of tongues. Which is why, I suppose, I am not a great lesbian. They just...sort of gross me out. It is their....girth....I think.
3 year old brazen hussies are the worst kind :)
hahahahaha! too funny.
jason- The mormon posts are my favorite. "Give said the little stream" is a classic. Damn you, I am humming it already. "Give o give Give o give...."
you were the real mc steamy...oh God, now think about what children are doing today!
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