Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Q & A With Your Token Gay, Season Three


The producers of The Jason Show enthusiastically return with the third season of Q & A With Your Token Gay. Many viewers are new to the show, and many have questions left unanswered. Here's your chance!
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Surely you have questions that you've been dying to ask me, like how old I was when I first discovered the joys of the JCPenny catalog's men's underwear section, or what a typical evening at home is like in the Show family. Certainly there are things you simply must know about me and my life, like what kind of embarrassing health issues I have or how my young daughter pulled down my pants waiting in line at Target. Or maybe you'd like to know my opinion on important issues such as cougars and manthers in our modern society or my thoughts on the Italian pastry called panetone. And of course, I know there is a plethora of questions swirling around out there about living a non-mainstream life in an oh-so mainstream setting and what it means to be the product of several generations of polygamy.

So come, on! Don't hold back! Lurkers, now's your chance! Polite regular commenters, this is the moment you've been waiting for. And even for those of you who know me or at least think you know me. . . well, you get the picture.

23 comments:

Eternal Lizdom said...

Is it actually possible for you to be my token gay if you aren't the only gay man in my life?

What's the hardest thing about being gay? Like, the one side of your life as a gay man that others might not understand as being a challenge.

If you could do any other job, what would it be?

Justine said...

How did you meet Giancarlo? Are you legally married in CA?

Justine :o )

Jan said...

Well, okay...

How about you answer ALL those questions?

Works for me.

Actually, I've been thinking about sending the link to your "story" (which I've read more than once) to a very dear, very Catholic, very much in denial gay friend of mine.

Ami said...

Is it weird that I don't have any questions to ask you?

TechnoBabe said...

Are you planning on teaching until you can't get around anymore or is there a job you are thinking of doing or even working toward now that would be different from what you do now?

CB said...

Does Giancarlo or one of the kids ever ask or stop you from blogging about a subject?
Your views on manscaping?

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Wait a minute, several generations of polygamy?? What have I missed?

Jenalyn said...

I have two questions in regards to "how my young daughter pulled down my pants waiting in line at Target."

1st - Why haven't I heard this story?
2nd - What was your reaction?

I am already cracking up!

MOM #1 said...

Hey, I must have missed out on the polygamy post.

I NEED to hear that story.

Otherwise, I'm good.

Usually when you do your regular blogging, you answer questions that I didn't even know I had, LOL.

Hula Hank said...

What are your feelings on silver balls?

Which was better, the JCPenny catalogue or the Sears catalogue?

and finally, in the land of manscaping: back, sack and crack?

Serena said...

It sounds like you lead a very interesting and happy life, Jason. I wanna know EVERYTHING!!! LOL

David said...

If we got you all hyped up on caffeine and sugar and turned you loose on society, what would the consequenses be?

Garret of Jim and Garret said...

Wow, you're much braver than I to post an open question thingy. :-)

mmichele said...

If this were a television show and you were the host, i would watch faithfully.

mmichele said...

esp. now that oprah is leaving.

Fragrant Liar said...

Gosh, Jason. I feel like I should be all kinds of curious, but since you're not my token gay guy, I just wanna ask a straight question. How has blogging changed your life?

Plus I read Sedaris religiously.
;-)

Michel said...

wait. Polygamy? Where was I and how did I miss that?!

Suz Broughton said...

What's your favorite flavor Lip Smackers? Mine is Watermelon. Followed second by 7-Up. I don't know if this fall into the right subject matter, but I really want to know that about you.

sista #2 said...

Tell the truth.....do you go to Walmart to get that perfect shot to send to "peopleofwalmart.com"????????

I know I do....

peace
#2

Ana said...

What are your feeling on panetone?

Do you get the same urge to throw that oddly shaped box out the window like I do?

janjanmom said...

Polygamy??? Do you have more than one husband??? Or more than one wife??

I am alarmed. Alas, you are not my token gay friend either so most of my questions have been answered eons ago. The public service you provide is wonderful though. ( ;

I will ask you what I asked one of my other gay friends...how do you feel about Adam Lambert?

Farmers Wife said...

I just wanna read everyone elses questions......

Jenalyn said...

Okay, I thought of another question(s)... what do you think of the gay couples portrayed on shows like Modern Family, Desperate Housewives, etc. Does it make you laugh, cringe, a litte of both, or something else?