Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Wicked Garden

Jason and Pumpkin drove down the Five
To meet Jamie, and Katy, and Cheri, her wife.
Who wanted to meet to see just if
His real name was Jason, or Gordon, or Biff.
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The Wicked Garden in Dana was the dinnertime spot
They ate as they chatted, and laughed quite a lot.
Each learned 'bout the other in new kinds of ways
How they live, what they do, how they pass through their days.
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Jamie, oh Jamie, a beautiful teacher
Her students must love such a kind, funny creature.
Her twins? Ultra special. Darling. And cute.
And Jamie. Amazing. In a two-piece bathing suit.
.
She told us about her job that she'll do
For quite a long time, 'cuz it makes people happy
Her blog is sarcastic. Her heart? Soft and sappy.
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Then Cheri. A fighter for a most worthy cause.
Impresses him always with posts that give pause.
She's brilliant. Delightful. Articulate. Sweet.
And Jason, most happy they finally did meet.
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They all laughed, how they laughed, til there was pain in their face,
And one of them spat gin all over the place.
Conversation was good, the food was delish
Then Jason said to himself, "I wish we lived closer, I wish."
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They were strangers, yet not; an odd sort of crew,
They knew so much 'bout the other before saying "how do?"
Yet groups like this are becoming quite common,
New friends that connect through something special called bloggin'.
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And now that it's over, Jason would just like to say,
Thank you ladies, for making his day.
When he started his Show, he never thought for a minute
That he would find such value, and love from within it.
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*Special thanks to Cheri for the photograph, and the photoshopping!

35 comments:

Martha said...

I am totally kicked in the tush for Not taking advantage of being closer!! We need to figure that out, PRONTO!! Super cute picture, you handsome devil, YOU!!
Happy Teacher Appreciation! Everyday is Teacher Appreciation Day as far as me and the hubby are concerned.

Fantastic Forrest said...

How fun! I am so jealous of this get together. The only time we'll be down in those parts is next spring when we do Disneyland. Unless you're planning a trip to Portland before then...

Jan said...

I am wallowing in a sea of self-pity right now. I want to meet some fellow bloggers.

I'm glad you had such a good time, dear.

Kelley with Amy's Angels said...

What a sweet post! I'm so glad you had some face-to-face time with your bloggy pals!

M said...

How fun! And nice to finally see a photo of Pumpkin D :)

smiles4u said...

That looks and sounds like so much fun. I am jealous...I want to meet some of my blogging friends! Glad you had so much fun!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Awww. Sounds like a fantastic night of good friends visiting. SO jealous. Love your peom..you are so awesome!!!

Grandma J said...

Jason and his haram!! I'm not jealous because I still have great memories from our meeting at the Grove with a bunch of hotties... Hula Hank, Stuart, Giancarlo, Mucho Frias Diego, and the beautiful Pumpkin Delight. BTW, I have a picture with Pumpkin in it, and it's way cute!

Oh and of course, you Jason! :)

just jamie said...

Wow. You are just plain amazing my friend! I am truly honored that we had this chance to meet up. You, Pumpkin, and the bitches were the loveliest of company. I hope we make a habit of this. Maybe next time *some*one will keep her spit to herself. ;)

Life with Kaishon said...

That is so nice! I have to go meet all of these cool girls! If they live in CA I know they are cool : ). You are so talented and creative. I couldn't love you more. Well, maybe if you could give me a million dollars I would love you just a teeny tiny bit more. Or not : ).

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Kate and I just married you and Giancarlo. And honeymooned. On Maui.

Also? Was it Dr. Seuss day at the conference?

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Jamie,

Maybe someone and someone else won't drink another someone's gin spit after it was spat.

XOXO

just jamie said...

Cheri,

I admit nothing. Kind of like the woman who spits gin on her friends.

xoxoxoxo

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Jamie,

I admit nothing.

I have no curly chin hairs.

And my name isn't Myla.

XOXO

just jamie said...

Cheri,

We are giving Jason the true gift of friendship by clogging up his inbox with rambles, jabs, and humor.

katydidnot said...

jason's name is not jason
he's really named barry
and giancarlo we've found out
is really named larry

and larry and barry?
have a pumpkin-y friend
who's delightful and sweet
but is also pretend

there may have been gin-spitting
and wicked good food
and pictures of women
all in the nude.

Katy said...

Jealous!!!

You got to meet cool bloggers AND you have mad rhymin' skillz!

J and the girlz - you have a harem!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Dear Jamie & Kate:

Look on Jason's side bar.

Mwahahahahaha!

First Kate, then Jason, next ... BOSSY's blog!

(I do love you BOSSY, but I'm winning because geographically desirable.)

katydidnot said...

cheri,

if you knew BOSSY at all, you'd know that BOSSY's friend martha comes next.

xoxo

JCK said...

OH...man. I'm jealous. Looks like you all had a blast.

Very catchy rhyme, Jason.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Kate:

Well played.

Almost.

I do know about Martha, but why would I want her when I have you and Jason and Adam Lambert's baby?

It's BOSSY's monetized blog that I'm after. Then you and me and Jason and our baby with eyeliner? Can all live happily ever after in polyamorousity at Sea World.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Was it something I said?

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I was driving west trying to make this little dinner date. Got to Cleveland around midnight and realized you folks were probably all home and I was gonna be too late....so next time? Can you tell me we're meeting a week ahead of time, so I can drive the 3000 miles with time to spare for an appetizer?
Jason tells me you gossiped about me. NO it is NOT true, it wasn't ME that time!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

and btw, is everybody in California as beautiful as you people?

Faiqa said...

How does that Pumpkin Delight stay so skinny despite all the yummy food she makes?!! ;)

Kelly said...

What fun!

Miss M said...

One word: JEALOUS!

How fun! I met Jenn from Juggling Life last time I was in San Diego, and it was so much fun! I want to meet more fun bloggers!!!

Life with Kaishon said...

This is such a clever post! I have to go meet all of your friends. I don't know them. But if you love them, well, then, I know I will too! Happy Friday Jason!

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

Aw, sweet post, but no fair that you're meeting bloggy friends and I'm not!!!!! WTF?

Justine :o )

Jersey Girl said...

I love these bloggers meeting bloggers stuff. Like Jason said, who would have thunk so many new friends would be made when they started this thing called blogging? Wish I lived closer!

g said...

I am so fucking jealous!!!!!!

dkuroiwa said...

I'm with g....totally.
so...IF i come to LA/San Diego this summer (yeah, I know...not the same place, but...I'm grouping!!), can you show me a good place for a margarita? I wanna have a meet-up!!
I promise...no spitting!

Joanie said...

I am so jealous!

I'm, like, totally green at the moment. And where was I? Sob!

Glad you were able to get together.

Da Goddess

The Girl Next Door said...

OOOOOH I am mega jealous and now a bit nervous b/c I am meeting some of the Bitches in a week. A WEEK and 1) I can't be this funny 2) I don't have cute sandals BUT on the upside, GinSpewing? Got that one down... So are you going to be there next saturday?!

phd in yogurtry said...

Love the poem, but love even more that ya'll hit if off in person.