Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Native Love,Undead Chickens, and My Inner Redneck

It has been my lucky week! Saturday I was given the Native Love Award by the lovely and articulate Faiqa. I've been eyeing this award ever since I started reading Faiqa's Native Born. If you're like me, you probably already have gobs o' blogs to read already, but if you add Native Born to your reader you won't be disappointed.
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I've also been envious of this special Zombie Chicken Award. Who wouldn't be? If we can't have our very own chicken that is a zombie, at least the luckiest of us can have the Zombie Chicken Award!
Thanks to some of my newest pals, Michele at Facts Are Strictly Optional and Jersey Girl. Michel lives in Sudan. Yes. Sudan. And Jersey Girl lives in....you guess.....yep, Jersey! Jersey Girl delurked out of nowhere and BAM! Gave me the Zombie Chicken. Thanks girls!
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And because I can't pass up the opportunity to hand out Zombie Chickens to anyone I darn well please, I'm bestowing this award upon the following blogs. And I'm not going to say anything nice about them except that they rite rill dam good and eye likes tuh read ther stuff they got tuh say. Ooops. Don't mind me. That's just my redneck heritage popping out. Go to Wal-mart, Hometown Booffay, and the 99 Cent's Store all in the sayme week and that'll happin to yuh. Seccin thot, I'm fillin' too dern layzee to do all dem links n stuff. If ewe'd be wantn' wunuh theez here chickkin awards jist copyn payste it fer yerself and tell evrywun ewe gottit win ewe wuz visittin a tapin' uh The Jaysin Show down in Loss Anjileez.
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22 comments:

thevinylvillage said...

you do that accent a little too well...

qcevo said...

I hear banjos

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

You can take the boy out of the redneck town, but you can't take the redneck town out of the boy!

Martha said...

Lemme gut you sum greets.

Grandma J said...

I think your homemade moonshine fermented too long. :)

thezeninyou said...

LOL...the zombie chicken! Congrats! Naw git yur ass off ma cowch an fetch me a bier befor I pok yur i out wif ma stik.

Michel said...

haha! Walmart AND the 99 cent store?

So the economy really is that bad?!?!

vanessa said...

I'm with Grandma J:... Moonshine.. or everything else accessible in the bar ... thanks for the laughs!

Life with Kaishon said...

I am SO glad you got the Zombie chicken award. So, so glad. I mean, if anyone deserved the zombie chicken award, it was you Jason! Happy Friday Friend : ).

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

Bok Bok! Isn't that the cutest award ever? I've got me one too! Or should I say i gut mee wun 2?

Justine :o )

sybil law said...

You definitely deserved that award from Faiqa!!! (And, I'm sure, the Zombie chicken award, but I got that one myself and I am still not sure what to make of it... :)

Kelley with Amy's Angels said...

All you need is a car in your front yard on blocks and you'd be right on track.

: )

Busy Bee Suz said...

I would have never nailed you as a redneck. I lurn sumpin nuw ech da'

Pamela said...

Rednecks in LA? Wasn't there some kinda tee vee show 'bout that? You know, the rednecks figured out the black water they were bathing in was oil and moved out west?

I'm totally taking the zombie chicken award.

Lacking Productivity said...

Congrats as always on your new award. Good luck finding room for it.

MOM #1 said...

Did you move into the house behind me . . . they talk just like that. Seriously.

sista #2 said...

Could you repeat that last part again?

peace
#2

FrankandMary said...

Are you going to show the film Deliverance on your blog too?
~Mary

karengberger said...

Congratulations! You deserve this! Have a great weekend.

Manic Mommy said...

I'll see your redneck accent and raise you a wicked pissa/better than Good Will Hunting authentic Boston accent!

I want the Zombie Chickens but I want you to bestow them on MMMMMEEEEE!

Life with Kaishon said...

I already commented on this before but I just wanted to tell you again how PROUD I am of you! You are SO super duper amazing. You knock my socks off!

dkuroiwa said...

da-yum...i'salaffin sa hard i almost peeeed masef and honeychile, ewe sho did mek this ole girl just a teeeeeny bit homesick...ya see. i got mysef some rednek kin and whoooeee ewe shonuf kin tawk jus like'em.