The producers of The Jason Show feel that it is the responsiblity of the Show to educate. The demographic of a typical Jason Show viewer falls somewhere in between conservative Christian housewife to uber-liberal atheist housewife, with a sprinkling of other types of individuals in between. It recently became apparent to the producers that some viewers were not informed as to one of the many brands of gay that exist. Therefore, they have prepared a quiz to test your knowledge and understanding:
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BEAR? OR NOT?
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If you feel you need a quick refresher before taking the quiz, click here.
You may begin when you are ready. This quiz is untimed, so relax and do your best. Check your answers at the end of the quiz to see how much of a bear expert you have become.
A: BEAR? OR NOT?
B: BEAR? OR NOT?
C: BEAR? OR NOT?
D: BEAR? OR NOT?
E: BEAR? OR NOT?
F: BEAR? OR NOT?
G: BEAR? OR NOT?
H: BEAR? OR NOT?
I: BEAR? OR NOT?
J: BEAR? OR NOT?
K: BEAR? OR NOT?
L: BEAR? OR NOT?
M: BEAR? OR NOT?
N: BEAR? OR NOT?
O: BEAR? OR NOT?
P: BEAR? OR NOT?
Q: BEAR? OR NOT?
R: BEARS? OR NOT?
S: BEAR? OR NOT?
T: BEAR? OR NOT?
U: BEAR? OR NOT?
V: BEAR? OR NOT?
Answers: A-Bear
B-Not
C-Not, and ewww, gross!
D-Undetermined
E-Not; most bears don't act like Richard Simmons
F-Not
G-Not
H-Bear
I-Not
J-Not
K-Not
L-Not
M-Not
N-Not
O-Bear
P-Bear
Q-Jail bait
R-Bears, for sure!
S-Not
T-Bear
U-Not, but I'd like to get to know HIM better!
V-GOTCHA!
So? How did many did you miss? If you missed more than five, you need to go back and study here.
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46 comments:
I do believe I got them all right! And YUMMY to Anderson Cooper. Oh man, I'd like to lick him!
And Carrot Top. Ya know, if he'd quit with the damn plastic surgery and tame his hair down, he'd actually be really good looking. I mean, come on, the BOD!
I love that picture of you, btw.
Justine :o )
i also got them all right. i was a little unsure of tom selleck only because i knew that he wasn't gay, but i thought if he was he would probably be considered a bear. am i right?
I need to study. But, in my defense, I was very distracted by *N*.
LMAO!! I so need to study. Actually, I think I need a tutor. You think N is available?
I think I got them all right, but dang it, you need to warn us if your're going to put in disgusting pictures like F and M. I just ate dinner, Jason!
Too funny. Do you know lots of ultra-liberal, atheist housewives or is it just me?
I pretty much got them all right but I'm with just jamie, I wouldn't mind some tutoring from N just in case...and my goodness Anderson Cooper is sure an eye full!
C, E, G, S, T, and V made me throw up in my mouth a little.
J just makes me weak. Weak, I tell you. I gotta do something....
Oh my gosh. I feel SO proud of myself. If I had not read your tutorial on Friday I would have failed miserably. The things I am learning here.... It's just fabulous. You expand my horizons in so many ways.
PS Is Anderson Cooper gay?
Fag Hag that I am, I scored 100% of course. My taste goes towards the GQ model and Anderson Cooper, pant, pant, pant.
I flunked. Is Tom Seleck gay? And I know some gay guys who would think Anderson Cooper is a Bear...no? At least they think he's hot.
That carrot man/woman has worn out "it's" welcome.
I really don't know what to say but I do have a question. How come so many gay men love Anderson Cooper? Just curious.
Ahhh hahahahahahahah awesome!!
Carrot Top = frightening.
Anderson Cooper = *sigh*
I rocked the socks off your quiz...give me a challenge.
Now that's just hilarious!!
Still have yet to see a rainbow bear sticker up here!
jason you are coo coo and i love it! of course you KNOW you be da main bear outta all of 'em. grrrrrrr you ROCK.
xo
c
Tom Selleck is not a bear? Really? I got that wrong...I thought for sure with that hairy chest and mustache...
I got 20 out of 22 right! Do I get a special sticker?
And by the way, undetermined is not a fair answer.
You are hilarious!
Perfect score here. What do I win?
How about retina replacement after seeing Carrot top naked? Seriously, I think I am going blind now....
Anderson Cooper ALMOST made up for it...almost.
ugh, f###ing Carrot Top, eww.
Tom Selleck's cool!
BTW, I am an uber-liberal far left agnostic straight anarcho-punk long-married HOUSE HUSBAND, and I didn't see me represented on your reader's demographic Jason.....
By far, the best post I've read on a Monday.
Ever.
That carrot top needs a bag over his head. Make that a double bag.
Yummy...sort of...nice way to wake up this morning!
You can't be a bear because you are not skinny fat! ;)
Carrot Top = douche
Anderson Cooper = yummy, yummy.
I love your "PSAs on all things gay." I'm woefully under-educated and need all the help I can get. My input: I've had a crush on Tom Selleck since the Magnum, PI days, and Anderson Cooper is dishy. The redhead is frightening, like a bad clown. Thanks for the tutorial!
100% baby!!! I need...a job that uses this skill. Do you think there is one??
That's my new nickname: 100% bear caller!
Oh, bears. Everybody likes a little bear every once in a while. Fred Flinstone anyone? Yabba dabba doo!!
I was iffy on D and Tom Selleck, but otherwise aced it.
I heard someone referred to recently as an otter. Is that a word we should know?
Can you enlighten us on the "pocket" gay next? Yay! I love gay!!
Of course I got a perfect score, but some of them may need a little more attention to be sure. Oh, and Dear Vinyl, an Otter is a word, yes! An Otter is a gay man who is hairy, but not large. Typically a physically fit kind of guy that isn't a muscle man. Someone like me for example!
I'm sorry what?
I got stuck on that hottie Anderson Cooper(my next husband, gay or not) and saw nothing else.
God he is gorgeous.
Peace
#2
Ha ha ha ha! I've really opened quite the humorous can of worms (or jar of honey? since we're talking about bears.....) :)
This was very cute. Although I must say, I had NO idea Carrot Top looked like that with his shirt off. A bit disturbing.
You are hillarious. I have missed coming by. I have to get back on track.
Jared... see, here http://alanosfamily.blogspot.com/2008/02/jared.html and here http://alanosfamily.blogspot.com/2008/07/jared.html.
I got them right! U is really cute.
Predo...see I learn something every day.
Anderson Cooper is what is called a "silver fox" or was it "otter" or "cub" or "pig bottom"?
I can never remember.
And letter 'D' I don't think qualifies as a bear. He falls under another category... twink maybe ;)
I came back to look at the man in the anorexia t shirt again. He is SO funny! It's almost ridiculous.
I read(viewed) all this with a mixture of amusement and horror(Richard Simmons scares me)
:-). I only got one wrong too. ~Mary
I'll take N!! He can eat crackers in my bed!!
I have soooooo missed carrot lady. Thank you for bringing her back at random. We never tire of her beta-carotine-ness, NOT.
Ed (my husband) keeps asking what I'm laughing at so loudly at 10:30 on a Tuesday night....ha ha ha! This is a riot.
OOo. Carrot Top is not lookin' good.
WTF? Is Carrot Top naked?!!? EWWWW!!!
Thanks, now I cannot get that image of Carrot Top out of my head. Good to know that he is normal and works out in the nude like the rest of us. NOT.
So IS Anderson Cooper gay? And...are you saying that Silver Fox is a term we should know such as otter? Because Ellen totally called AC a silver fox on her show when he was on last week. I thought she was referring to his hair and saying he was a fox. Is there more to it?
I'm TRYING to learn. Help me!
I want to sleep with U.
Don't even try and say the U doesn't sleep around. I read that Bossy post.
So...is hair a *requirement* for bear-ness? 'Cause a lot of folks have been calling Tom Colicchio (http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/AP_TomColicchio_080227_mn.jpg) a bear...but he doesn't have...visible hair. At least, not anymore. lol. :)
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