Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Ups and Downs of 2008

2008 has been a quite a year for the cast of The Jason Show. As a recap of this year's events, The Jason Show brings you.....
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On the Upside, On the Downside
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On the upside, Amelia went to Washington, D.C. to lobby Congress regarding the horrific things that are still happening to the Invisible Children of Uganda.
On the downside, it may take an act of Congress to clean up Amelia's closet!
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On the upside, our sweet baby Elijah was born and changed our lives forever.
On the downside, severe child abuse struck our family and put us through the hardest thing that our family has ever had to face.
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On the upside, The California Supreme Court gave us the right to marry. So we got married!
On the downside, California voters took that right away by a narrow margin. But we stayed married anyway!
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On the upside, I was certified as a trainer this year in a program of highly effective teaching strategies called GLAD (Guided Language Acquisition Design). This means more money, a wider variety of work responsibilities, and teaching adults.
On the downside, this puts me out of my classroom over 40 days this year.
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On the upside, Claire and Dennis reconciled and remarried.
On the downside, Hilary is going through a divorce.
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On the upside, all of our kids are doing well, overall.
On the downside, life is tricky, this year has been hard, and those teenage years can be grueling, for teens and parents alike.
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On the upside, I've been blessed with a new niece, Gianna, and a new nephew, Henry.
On the downside, Henry lives very far away and I'm not sure when I'll get to see him.
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On the upside, my Dad and his wife, Vonna, are in good physical health living on their little farm in Idaho.
On the downside, Vonna's Alzheimer's is getting progressively worse, and it is a full time job for my dad to take care of her.
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On the upside, I've only gotten a few more gray hairs.
On the downside, I've also gotten a few more gray nose hairs.
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On the upside, we've lived together with my in-laws without wringing anybody's neck.
On the downside, living with my in-laws sometimes has turned out to be a bigger challenge than I thought.
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On the upside, living with my in-laws has provided some interesting blog material!
On the downside, there is so much more that I am not writing about because I must censor myself in order to maintain the peace.
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On the upside, we are healthy and we have a roof over our heads and food on the table.
On the downside, the roof over our heads is also our table.
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On the upside, I've met, in real life and virtually, many incredible people through blogging, and you have become an important part of my life.
On the downside, there isn't enough time in my day to carefully read every single one of your posts!
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On the upside, I've been having an affair.
On the downside, I've been having an affair.
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40 comments:

Lacking Productivity said...

Man. There is so much pressure to say something juicy or witty as the first to comment on your increasingly popular blog.

I have nothing. My deepest regrets.

I'm just all sorts of happy, proud, and thrilled to say that I was your favorite sister-in-law through it all.

Right?

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

What an awesome post. You made me smile and sigh and laugh and want to visit Gianna and Henry (can I go too?) and tear up and smile some more.

I was thinking of doing something similar, all linky-ish and stuff. Like a link or two for each month or something. Yours is much more coolio.

Also, just as a head's up, just to bring you some early new year cheer, my graphic artist friend Trish is also tweaking my new masthead. Potentially there will be a picture of Tom with no shirt. Potentially. No shirt. Hawt, I know.

You didn't hear it from me.

Hula Hank said...

Grey nose hairs? That's hot!

heartshapedhedges said...

On the upside, your daughter Amelia definitely has her priorities straight...saving children is much more important than cleaning closets!

On the downside, you have bad taste in vegetables.

Pumpkin Delight said...

Ah man! You just had to put the carrot person in there didn't you? When will it stop?!?! :)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

What a recap. What a year! Here's to more great blogging in 2009.

amelia shelton said...

THANKS. At least you have a method of closet organization, cough, shelves, cough

MOM #1 said...

This is a hilarious trip down memory lane. I'm so glad I found your blog (apparently I was the only one who wasn't reading regularly!) it's full of hilarious, witty, and real moments. That's definitely what makes up life - fur sure!

Suz Broughton said...

WOW! This was sooo helpful! I feel all caught up on the Jason SHow now!
Have a very Happy New Year. I look forward to more entertaining, touching, and hilarious posts from you.

hulagirlatheart said...

"On the upside, living with my in-laws has provided some interesting blog material!
On the downside, there is so much more that I am not writing about because I must censor myself in order to maintain the peace."-I know exactly what you mean on that one. I could share SO much more about my in-laws with the blogging world and keep you all in stiches, but then you'd be reading about my murder in the newspapers. Happy New Year, Jason! Love the blog.

Karen said...

I like this type of year end retrospective. So many people are getting sappy today. Ba hum bug. Oh wait wrong holiday.
Happy New Year Jason! It's been fun being your personal stalker!

Anonymous said...

Jason,
I found you about six months ago and come back every day for a good laugh. Thanks for this and every post. Best wishes for a happy New Year.
Heidi

just jamie said...

Oh the highs and lows of another year. LOVE this idea. Wish I'da thunk it.

A GLAD trainer? Dude. I always dig my GLAD lessons. The kids have more fun with them than just plain old boring ME...talking...like a Charlie Brown teacher.

Um, and the carrots? Like in the tub? What am I missing?

Grandma J said...

What an insightful post. I love learning new things about you. The ups and downs could easily become downs and ups.

I am thrilled that I was one of the Up Sides...right along side of Hula Hank and Co.

The grey nose hair sent me scurrying into the bathroom to check out my own nose hair because really, who looks up their nostrils?


I can hardly wait for more of The Jason Show...minus the veggies. and more in-law stuff.

Happy New Year!

Martha said...

Happy New Year to you and your family, wow, what a year. Best of health and happiness to you and your family and you deserve an award for living with the inlaws.

Helena said...

A bath tub full of carrots... haha! What can I say, Jason? You made me laugh again!

I'm wishing you and your family a very Happy New Year! All the best for 2009!

Kelley with Amy's Angels said...

Happy New Year! I've so enjoyed your blog in the short time I've been visiting.

Here's to a great 2009!

Cortney said...

Haha! You are a nut. Happy 2009!

jlo said...

I totally fell for it twice. Dang it.

janjanmom said...

I'll toast to no more carrots in
'09!! Who's with me??

(You are scaring all your new readers.)(And us old ones too!)

Glad we "met". Happy New Year.

Glass Dragonfly said...

Both funny and touching...kind of like life. Here's to more ups than downs in the coming year!

Kelly

Life with Kaishon said...

You are so clever : ). Brilliant post! I wish you much love and happiness this coming year! Blessings to you and your lovely family!

Busy Bee Suz said...

This is awesome!!!!!
I hope the next year only brings UPSIDE moments.
Happy new year!!!

The Mulligan Family said...

Love your recap... always seeing the upside of things is a "good thing"! ;-)

Happy New Year! Hope you're doing something fun tonight.

Cheers, Cindy

Baby Favorite said...

The upside: You're extremely witty and that's why I love reading your blog.

The downside: I can't outdo you with wittiness in my comments. You win. ;-)

Happy New Year!

g said...

On the upside - so many wonders. On the downside - so many things that you've overcome, that have strengthened you, that you have triumphed over.

Except the carrots. I don't get the carrots.

Have a wonderful New Year!

Fishin' Mama said...

Happy New Year Jason!!
2009 is going to be a grear year...and stay away from carrots, you could lose an eye or something!

Maggie May said...

Happy New Year Jason! very glad i found your place in 2008 and look forward to knowing you more in 2009 :)
ps
veri word: unfate

how cool

Leanne said...

On the upside? I found your blog this year.
On the downside? I saw that picture with the bathtub and carrots. :)

blognut said...

I'm still catching up on your older posts and this was a great way for me to hit the highlights. I'm thrilled for you and all of your upsides, and I'm sorry about all of your downsides, and I'm really puzzled about the carrot-thing!
Happy New Year, Jason!

EMikeGarcia said...

"But we stayed married anyway!"

The best line EVER.

Caroline said...

Hope you have more upsides in 2009 :) Happy New Year...looking forward to more laughs this year!

Pamela said...

Oh my good Lord.
Carrots in the bathtub?

Katrine said...

Great list! Very fun. But it's not safe to click. I hate that carrot manwoman.

Predo said...

Wow! My first time to your blog, and my goodness! I have been fishing around in your posts, and recognize a lot of the childhood issues. I am definitly going to have to come back to dig deeper. Maybe I will need a stack of post-its and a "story board" to keep track of all the charactors for a while. Thanks for posting!!! I have certainly enjoyed this visit!

smiles4u said...

Jason-I love your list of high's and lows...great idea. You have had quite the year and I know you will continue to arise to any challange that comes your way. I also know that you will do whatever you can to see the bright side and keep a sense of humor...these are things I love about you.
I know that I am very thankful that I found your blog this past year...you have blessed my life with your laughter, wisdom, kindness and loving heart. I am thankful to call you my dear friend and it is my dream to some day meet you and your wonderful, beautiful family!

May you and Giancarlo and all of your children have a blessed 2009!

Tasses said...

I can't believe that you got me, not once, but twice, with your affair links. I'll never eat another carrot without that image in mind.

Hilary said...

I knew there was a reason that I was never fond of eating carrots at my dad's house!

karengberger said...

Happy New Year, Jason. I enjoyed your recap, since I am a new reader of your blog. Blessings to you & your family!

Live.Love.Eat said...

This has definitely been a big year for you from what I have read. Happy New Year. I hope 2009 has more ups than downs!!!!!!!!!