The Soup. . . Soo Meaty!

Each week The Jason Show sends scouts out into the blogosphere, scouring blogs both well-known and yet-to-be-discovered for those single lines that are attention grabbers. Single sentences that resonate for their element of humor, touch of the bizarre, or ability to provoke thought are prestigiously linked to their author, in hopes that viewers of The Jason Show like you will be able to savor a serving of Single Sentence Soup just as our scouts have.

When Babs and friend rose from the aftermath of sweaty sex in a three year old's bed she had chocolate melted in her blond hair and a piece of toast stuck to her ass.

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. . the natives are unfriendly, the food sucks and everyone lives in everyone else's hip pocket. They all drop in on each other at dinnertime and interfere in one another's lives.

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Maybe as we get older we just think Fuck everyone else, I'm gonna go back to thinking everything is all about me - I've earned it.

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Chokin' the chicken can add years to your life.

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I'd like to tell you this little back injury happened by way of the running of the bulls in Pampalona or whilst pulling a large bulldozer via my front teeth, but let's be frank: I've got no pride left and the real story is, everything went to shit while I was pulling the blinds cord in our office.

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Need condoms....woah...Dirt Cheap has em....next to the Baby dolls !!!!

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