Each week The Jason Show sends scouts out into the blogosphere, scouring blogs both well-known and yet-to-be-discovered for those single lines that are attention grabbers. Single sentences that resonate for their element of humor, touch of the bizarre, or ability to provoke thought are prestigiously linked to their author, in hopes that viewers of The Jason Show like you will be able to savor a serving of Single Sentence Soup just as our scouts have.
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"(And if you think this is a disgusting first impression, just be glad I didn’t mention the time I took a dump that looked like Tootie from The Facts of Life.)"
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8 comments:
OMG I feel like a celebrity. Are you sure it was the sentence and not the new red bathing suit?
I had to go read about the reminder to remember...and I've already read about the racoon slaying. :)
These are great! I love your blog! You do a great job!
I'd recognize a Tootsie Farklepants sentence anywhere!
THat Grandma J does say some crazy stuff!
I thought a quote from my marriage license may have made the cut. Maybe next week! ;)
Man, I'm loosing my touch. That's two weeks in a row!!
That poor Tootie from the Facts of Life - she never catches a break, does she??? These are priceless, Jason! Hilarious, as always!
:-)
Someone tricked you into going to a party? Shame on them....
I love having parties, hosting or consulting....to me, it's all about the social part of it.
I am told there are but a few of us "chocolatiers" in CA....if you ever want to host a "tasting" party....let me know, it would be a kick.
BTW, did you ever go to the Tupperware party which is put on by a guy, who dresses like a woman? (I forgot his clever name)...HILARIOUS, it was like a comedy show, and I heard he actually was doing the show in NY now, and is one of Tupperware's top sales people.
Love these!
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