Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Bonnie, the Savings Hater

This is Bonnie. She is a happy go-lucky, live-and-let live, kick-back kind of gal. In practically every aspect of her life, she is a lover, not a fighter.






But in one respect, Bonnie is a hater.






Bonnie hates saving money.






She would much rather spend full price on an item than get it for nearly free or totally free. It massages her ego at the check out counter in the grocery store when her bill comes to over three hundred dollars for some chicken breasts, a few boxes of Rice A Roni and a package of Poise.






Bonnie argues that stockpiling when prices are at their rock bottom lowest rather than paying the premium price later on is just plain dumb. She feels that if you use coupons, you must be buying a whole bunch of unnecessary junk rather than things you only need. While it is true that sometimes shopping smart means you will end up trying new things instead of something else since it is much, much cheaper, it does not mean getting things you don't need or won't use. It means replacing expensive items with more economical ones. If an item happens to be totally free and you don't really need it, it can always be taken home and then given away to someone who would make good use of it. Take kitty litter, for example. I don't have cats, but my old buddy J-Lo does have cats, so I could reasonably get the free item and give it to my friend. Or to someone else in need. You see, it's charity. Only not at your own expense; it is at the expense of the manufacturer and/or the grocery store. Ahhh, I digress.






Shall we talk for a moment about the wisdom in keeping a well-stocked pantry? There are so many reasons, first and foremost, imagine the peace of mind that would come after a devastating earthquake, terrorists attack, or even unemployment when you have a well-stocked pantry. At least a month's supply to get you through a tough spot will ease the stresses of difficult situations and can do wonders for your mind.






Furthermore, how about the convenience of having those staples on hand at all times, rather than having to make needless last minute trips to the market? With gas prices the way they are these days, imagine the money you can save by eliminating needless trips can really make a difference. Not to mention the time!






Back to Bonnie's hatred.






So often hatred is born of ignorance, isn't it? We many times fear what we don't know, the unfamiliar. I feel that it is my sacred duty to help my brothers and sisters like Bonnie soften their hearts and learn about the truthfulness of The Grocery Game. Then, and only then will these haters come to believe in Teri, the Grocery Game Founder, and truly TRUST THE LIST and all of the benefits and blessings that it has to offer.






If you are a non-believer and a hater like Bonnie, open your heart and mind and take that first step into the freedom that is. . .

























7 comments:

Pumpkin Delight said...

Ohhhh, pleeeeaaaassse.
I'm right there with you Bonnie. We don't all live in a bazillion square foot home where we can stockpile 250 cans of tomatoes.
:)
Love you Jason!

Katrine said...

I'd like to bear my testimony that I know the grocery game is true. I am so thankful that I have the only true list on this earth. I am grateful that stockpiling is a comfort to me.

hilary said...

Katrine you are my favorite

jlo said...

Ouch! I'm not sure Bonnie is going to find the jokes in that post. I think you just might have busted me like when I was at Don Cuco's instead of at school!!

FishMama said...

You went to Don Cuco's instead of school, where was I?

It's so hard to believe that Bonnie's a hater. Tsk, tsk.

sburns said...

Blah Blah Blah. Jason, truly you have too much time on your hands. I must say that I feel honored that you dedicated so many paragraphs on your blog just about me. I know you have a thing for me but this takes it to a whole new level. Who is the stalker now??

Remember me? I'm the one who takes care of Jennifer's kids. Every time I am at Jen's house and I open the pantry, a can of tomatoes falls on my foot. How many tomatoes does one family need I ask you.

Jason, think about it. Jen may be saving money but is she really?? I say NOT. She is spendy more money on groceries than ever before. If the two of you got together, you could open up your own market! Is this a secret desire I'm not aware of?

Oh yes, about the Poise comment. At my age it's Depends or nothing. Only the best for me.

Well Jason. I've witnessed a whole new side of you I never knew. It kind of turns me on. Our relationship just went up two notches.

Thank you so much for the somewhat hostle sermon on "The Grocery Game"
I am bitting at the bit to see where our secret relationship goes from here.

Gotta to go. I'm off to the market! Ha!

Jason said...

Bonnie. You just. Don't. Get it.

But, you're right on one thing---this discord between the two of us is really turning me on.