Saturday, February 9, 2008

My Names

Adapted from Avitable, just for fun. If you feel so inclined, join in, even with just a couple of your best names in the comments. Or, if you want to do the whole kit and kaboodle, let me know and I'll link you right here.
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YOUR REAL NAME:
Jason
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YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 3 or 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Jasizzle
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YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
JShe
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YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Silver Dog
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YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Burton Island
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YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Ross Starburst
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YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Duke 9820 North
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YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
SheJa
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JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Notrub Notrub
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YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
Red Sex on the Beach
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YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in a favorite tv show, last food you ate)
Kitty Sausage
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YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (an uncle's name plus an aunt's name)
Norvell Naomi
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YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Patches

8 comments:

Karie said...

This made me a Klarissa laugh really hard....Thanks Kitty Sausage

Laura said...

notrub notrub, that is almost naughty. Maybe I will have to try this in privacy first.

janjanmom said...

I prefer a sloe-screw to sex-on- the-beach. There is even a sloe- screw-up-against-the-wall and a sloe-screw-up-against-the-wall, Mexican style.

Did I mention I was a bartender for a while? I never made any of those drinks.

Anonymous said...

I love that your rap name is J-She. He, he, he

hulagirlatheart said...

Here goes...
Porn star name: Puff Star
Super Hero name: Red Rum
Goth name: Black Jack

Kira Joy said...

Some of these almost sound planned...Kitty Sausage? Notrub Notrub? I'm suspicious.

Avitable said...

Wow - Kitty Sausage is the best one by far.

Kitty from where? Arrested Development?

jlo said...

Black Patches is funny too. Good one!