MONEY CAN BUY
Safety, but not at the airport.
Vacations, but not from yourself.
Fancy things, but not good taste.
MONEY CAN'T BUY:
Peace of mind, unless it comes to paying off those pesky bill collectors.
Health, but it can buy you a personal trainer, a nutritionist, those expensive foods that are so good for you, and the best medical care available.
Friendship, but it can buy your friends ships.
A pleasing personality, but it can buy a person to please you.
Intelligence, but it can by you a lot of education.
A healthy sense of self, but it can buy you a lot of therapy to get it.
Love, well, not that kind anyway.
A cure for cancer, other uncurable diseases, and these damn superhiccups that I have had for the last three hours that are making me exhausted and sore!