It happened again. This morning after dropping Amelia of at school I stopped at the same stoplight that I always have to stop at. I looked over, and there he was, the same guy in the same gold Saturn that I always see. Picking his nose. And eating it. I wonder each morning through my disgust
a) Why does ANYBODY pick their nose and eat it? and b)Why does this guy always do it at this light at the same time every morning? Is it just part of his routine? Does he schedule this? Does he look forward each morning to his snack at the corner of Newhall Ranch and McBean?
This is a phenomena that we have all observed. Is there anybody out there that can shed some nugget of truth onto the situation? Do any of my readers secretly (or openly) eat the fruits of their nose, and if so, can you explain why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!
This leads me to another one of my favorite pieces of literature. This one came as a gift from my lovely, refined sister:
The Complete Book of Nose Etiquette…..and Other Nasal Matters
By Dr. Doight du Nez
With chapters such as The Seven Basic Nose Groups, Care and Treatment of Nose Hairs, Nasal Debris Removal, and Do It Yourself Nose Jobs, this book has definitely helped me to understand the inner workings of the human mind and the inner workings of the human nose and how the two of them interact.
This delightful book boasts fascinating illustrations, diagrams, charts, and even little ditties!
I have read this book and I know it to be true from the bottom of my heart and with every fiber of my being.
Get yours today!