These cracked me up.
1- Question : If you could live forever, would you and why ?
Answer: " I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live for ever."
-Miss Alabama is the 1994 Miss USA contest
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2- "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry, I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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3-"Researches have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. the researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
-Matt Lauer
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4-"I haven't committed a crime, what I did was fail to comply with the law."
-David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
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5-"Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life."
(Sorry--I forgot who said that one!)
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(Sorry--I forgot who said that one!)
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On that note, I'm currently working on a little collection of Bushisms to share with all!
3 comments:
Daniel has an entire book of Bushisms. Good stuff.
Do you remember when one of your friends said that it was cool to have a light on the vaccum because then you could still vaccum if the power went out?
Hee hee. My car has a seatbelt alarm that beeps if it's moving more than 10 miles an hour and occupants are not buckled. One of my truly blonde friends said it was a great feature, because it would wake you up if you fell asleep at the wheel. (What???) Now my husband calls it my narcolepsy alarm =) Jenalyn
Paul and I caught the last few minutes of one of those stupid VH1 guilty pleasure countdown shows, called "40 Dumbest Things Ever Said by Celebrities."
One of my favorites was Briteny Spears saying, "I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Brilliant.
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