I love Dad.
Dad. Dad, Dad, Dad. To truly appreciate my dad you have to spend some time with him. He is one of a kind. From extreme divine revelation to government conspiracy theories, from teaching himself spanish to butchering goats for goatloaf, Dad does it all.
Ray says the way to remember that her name is Vonna is to think of the Ricky Martin song, "Shake Your Von-Von". Are we horrible? Dad married Vonna after his second wife (who was two feet taller than he is) was rendered a vegetable in a freak car accident. So, this is his third marriage, and what better place to start off the relationship than Deseret Industries? Vonna brags, "He's the best thing I ever found at D.I." And then she boasts, "You know, he's the best thing I ever found at D.I." And then she tells you the same thing again four minutes after that. Don't get me wrong, she is very nice, and I think my dad is quite happy with her.
Stay tuned because I see a lot more Dad and Vonna stories coming your way!