I love Dad.
Dad. Dad, Dad, Dad. To truly appreciate my dad you have to spend some time with him. He is one of a kind. From extreme divine revelation to government conspiracy theories, from teaching himself spanish to butchering goats for goatloaf, Dad does it all.
Dad with his wife, Vonna. Or is it Bonna?
Ray says the way to remember that her name is Vonna is to think of the Ricky Martin song, "Shake Your Von-Von". Are we horrible? Dad married Vonna after his second wife (who was two feet taller than he is) was rendered a vegetable in a freak car accident. So, this is his third marriage, and what better place to start off the relationship than Deseret Industries? Vonna brags, "He's the best thing I ever found at D.I." And then she boasts, "You know, he's the best thing I ever found at D.I." And then she tells you the same thing again four minutes after that. Don't get me wrong, she is very nice, and I think my dad is quite happy with her.
Stay tuned because I see a lot more Dad and Vonna stories coming your way!
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I am laughing so hard right now I can barely type and my co-workers are checking out if I'm OK. I am going to think of that line, "He's the best thing I ever found at D.I." at least three more times today and get an equally good laugh out of it.
And just what exactly is goatloaf?
yes I believe the story of the Charleston and pictures is very Necessary . Oh and the whistle story too.
Kira, you haven't heard of goatloaf!?! And what about turkey balls, those were the best! And who doesn't like canned rabbit?
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