Preface: I am not Catholic. But on occasion I do go to mass to honor the wishes of a very Catholic mother-in-law.
"I wonder what's for lunch."
"This is creepy."
"Why are they doing that?"
"I'm horny!"
"This is funny."
"Why are they doing THAT?"
"Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!"
"Go and piss. Hee hee hee."
"Oh my GAWD!"
"Why are there so many Virgins? Did Jesus have multiple mothers?"
"How can a father be his own son?"
"How can a son be his own father?"
"I wouldn't want Christ's actual flesh or blood in my mouth. Yuck!"
"My favorite mass I ever went to was after drinking three Heinekins."
"How could a baby actually be covered in sin?"
"We believe that men shall be punished for their own sins, not for Adam's transgender."
"Now what are they doing?"
"Why do the boy scouts have to go and infest every church I've ever gone to?
"How can a church full of pedophile priests actually be directed by God?"
"Man, am I glad THIS doesn't last for three hours!"
"This is really, really, really funny!"
.bmp)
5 comments:
Wow. That is exactly what goes through my head during sacrament meeting ;) well, that with the addition of "Serving in nursery is the the best form of birth control"
the whole religion thing. BLAH go down the drain and swirl swirl swirl. go bye bye. I don't get it. never will i have a feeling.
If your mother-in-law reads this, she will never invite you to mass again!
Your all nuts! It is kinda funny how much time is being spent waiting for new blogs, reading and replying to these blogs. Good thing I am efficient at work so I have some goof off time!
Ray
Totally laughing here. Actually, my main thought was "Jesus Christ, how much longer can this thing go on?!" Yes, I am a total blasphemer.
You are one dedicated son-in-law.
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